For those whose default setting is deadpan and whose primary love language is mockery. Part of our all-new minimalist drop, the “Fluent Sarcasm” tee features a clean, circular badge graphic placed cleanly on the left chest. Spelling out your true bilingual nature with bold typography, it’s a tiny, unassuming stamp from afar, but an absolute, conversation-setting warning label up close. It perfectly captures that dry, unapologetic energy while keeping your fit looking entirely put together.
Crafted from premium, highly breathable heavy cotton, this sleek black t-shirt features a structured, classic regular fit built for flawless everyday wear. It gives you that effortless, clean-cut streetwear look while saving you the trouble of having to actually tell people you are joking.
Key Highlights
Design
Graphic Print
Fit
Regular Fit
Neck
Round Neck
Occasion
Casual Wear
Sleeve Style
Half Sleeve
Wash Care
Machine Wash
Features
180 GSM | 100% Cotton
Super Combed | Pre Shrunk
Bio Washed | Lycra Ribbed Neck
Materials Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent & similar colors.
Iron inside-out maximum 110ºC.
Do not bleach/bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry in shade for the longest life.
Ideal for:
Ideal for surviving unnecessarily long meetings, dealing with people who physically cannot detect deadpan delivery, making your communication style perfectly clear before opening your mouth, and hiding your absolute menace energy behind a perfectly clean, minimalist aesthetic.
Chest & length are garment measurements. "To Fit" is your actual body chest — measure and pick the closest.
Pro tip: Between sizes? Size down for a cleaner oversized look, size up for maximum baggy. No in-between answer — pick your vibe.
Size
Chest
Length
To Fit Body Chest
S
38
26
36-38
M
40
27
38-40
L
42
28
40-42
XL
44
29
42-44
2XL
46
30
44-46
Regular fit sits closer to the body. Chest & length are garment measurements — "To Fit" is your actual body chest.
Pro tip: Regular fit has minimal ease. If you prefer a relaxed feel, go one size up. If you like it fitted, go true to your body chest measurement.
Size
Waist
Length
Hip
S
28-30
40
36
M
30-32
41
38
L
32-34
42
40
XL
34-36
42.5
42
2XL
36-38
43
44
Waist is elasticated with drawstring for comfort. Measure your natural waist over innerwear — not over jeans — for accurate fit.
Size
Waist
Length
Hip
S
28-30
15.5
36
M
30-32
16
38
L
32-34
16.5
40
XL
34-36
17
42
2XL
36-38
17.5
44
Relaxed mid-thigh length with elasticated drawstring waist. Pairs smooth with any oversized tee.
Oversized Drop-Shoulder Fit
Shoulders drop past your actual shoulder line. Body runs loose through chest and waist. Length hits mid-hip or slightly below. This is that effortless "not trying" look — the kind that actually takes effort to pull off, but thankfully we did the work for you.
How it looks on different builds
Lean build: Goes full baggy-streetwear. Perfect if you want that rapper-in-a-music-video energy. Athletic build: Sits relaxed without looking tight. Best of both worlds. Broader build: Consider sizing down one — our oversized already has room built in.
Pro tip: Between sizes? Size down for a cleaner oversized look, size up for maximum baggy. No in-between answer — pick your vibe.
Relaxed Tapered Fit
Roomy through the thighs, tapers clean at the ankle. Elasticated waist with drawstring — pulls tight enough to stay up, loose enough to be comfortable. Designed to move with you, whether that's a 3 AM food run or an actual workout (no judgment either way).
Length & break
Hits right at the ankle on most builds. If you're taller than 5'11", expect a slightly higher break — which honestly looks better with sneakers anyway.
Pro tip: Go by your waist size, not your usual tee size. If you normally wear 32" jeans, pick the M/L depending on how loose you like the thigh.
Relaxed Mid-Thigh Fit
Hits just above the knee. Cut roomy through the thigh so you're not restricted. Elasticated drawstring waist — same comfort DNA as the joggers, minus the heat. Built for actual summers, not the mild European kind.
Vibe check
Pair them with an oversized tee for the classic streetwear combo, or go bold with a hoodie on breezier days. Works for stepping out, working out, or staying in — we don't discriminate.
Pro tip: These fit true to waist. If you're a 32" waist, M is your size. Don't overthink it.
These are your body measurements, not garment. Use a soft measuring tape, stand natural — don't flex, don't suck in. We want your real numbers, not your gym-selfie numbers.
Chest
Wrap the tape under your armpits, across the fullest part of your chest. Keep it snug but not tight. Breathe normal.
Shoulder
From the tip of one shoulder to the other, measured across the back. Useful only if you want a "true fit" check — our oversized fits are forgiving.
Length
From the highest point of your shoulder, straight down to where you want the tee to end. Most people prefer mid-hip.
Measure over innerwear, not over jeans or track pants. Accurate numbers = zero size regret.
Waist
Measure around your natural waistline — about one inch above your belly button. Keep the tape level.
Hip
Around the fullest part of your hips — usually 7-8 inches below your waist. Stand with feet together for this one.
Inseam (Length)
From the top of your inner thigh (crotch) straight down to your ankle. This tells you if you need the regular or if you're outgrowing the length.
Same drill as joggers — measure over innerwear, standing straight, breathing normal.
Waist
Around your natural waist, one inch above the belly button. Tape should sit level — don't angle it.
Hip
Around the fullest part of your hips, feet together, tape parallel to the floor.
Length (Outseam)
From your waistline straight down to where you want the shorts to end. Most prefer just above the knee.
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent & similar colors.
Iron inside-out maximum 110ºC.
Do not bleach/bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry in shade for the longest life.
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