Description
The Pre-Caffeine Protocol
Do not disturb, do not initiate small talk, and definitely do not ask for favors until the cup is empty. The “Shh. Coffee First” graphic perfectly encapsulates that universal, groggy morning boundary. Featuring a hilariously grumpy, half-asleep bear chugging its fuel while holding up a stern finger to silence the world, this design is the ultimate uniform for anyone who considers caffeine a non-negotiable survival tool. It effortlessly channels relatable, everyday humor into an edgy, relaxed street aesthetic.
As shown in CoffeeFirs.jpeg, these premium relaxed-fit black shorts deliver a high-contrast canvas, splitting the narrative across both legs. The right side features the bold, block-typography statement “SHH. COFFEE FIRST,” while the left side showcases the detailed, vibrant caffeinated bear graphic. Cut from heavy-duty, premium-grade fabric, they are equipped with a flexible drawstring waistband and deep side utility pockets. They are the perfect go-to pair for morning coffee runs, lazy weekends, or adding a witty pop-culture edge to your loungewear rotation.
Key Highlights
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Design
Graphic Print
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Fit
Relaxed Fit
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Waist Rise
Mid-Rise
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Occasion
Casual Wear
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Closure
Drawstring
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Wash Care
Machine Wash
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Features
- 240 GSM | 100% Cotton
- Super Combed | Pre Shrunk
- Bio Washed | Lycra Ribbed Neck
Materials Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent & similar colors.
Iron inside-out maximum 110ºC.
Do not bleach/bleach.
Do not dry clean.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry in shade for the longest lifeIdeal for:
Caffeine addicts who value their morning silence, fans of cute but grumpy animal illustrations, and anyone looking for comfortable, high-impact streetwear shorts.
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